Collection: Shit Show Bar Gear

🍸 Bar Accessories — Chaos on Tap 🍸

Welcome to Bar Accessories — Chaos on Tap, where every drink-making tool gets the accidental fabulous treatment. This isn’t your boring kitchen junk drawer stuff — we’re talking handcrafted and quirky pieces that turn your bar cart into a party that never left the house. From beaded wine stops and funky bottle openers to bold coasters and vibe-loaded drink markers, this collection elevates every gulp, sip, clink, and spill with flair. 

Whether you’re popping bottles or just pretending you know how to mix a cocktail, these pieces bring:

• Function with personality — actual useful bar tools that don’t behave.
• Style you can feel — tops that make bottles look jealous, coasters that judge your water rings, and markers that make glass identification dramatic.
• Conversation starters — because someone’s gonna ask “Where did that come from?” mid-drink.  

Handmade, vibrant, and unapologetically extra.

If normal bar stuff is canceled and chaos is the new chic, this collection is your bartending anthem.

Drink. Accessorize. Dominate.