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Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show

Blue Resin Round Bottle Opener

Blue Resin Round Bottle Opener

$12.95 USD
$12.95 USD
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Pop bottles, not your patience. This round bottle opener is made with durable epoxy resin and metal, featuring a bold blue design that brings a little functional chaos to your kitchen, bar cart, cooler, or party stash.

 

Small, handy, colorful, and ready to crack open the next drink like it has its life together.

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