About Us
Welcome to the Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show 🎉
Yeah, the name is a lot. So is everything we make. That's kind of the point.
Hi — I'm Sherry, the one-woman chaos machine behind every single piece that ships out of here. No factory. No assembly line. No two things exactly alike. Just me, my tools, my questionable taste in music, and a whole lot of what if I tried this?
Handmade Means Handmade
Every item in this shop is made by hand — my hands, specifically. That means each piece has its own personality, its own little quirks, and its own story. If you're looking for perfectly uniform and mass-produced, there are approximately one million other places on the internet for that. But if you want something that feels real and a little bit wild? You're in the right place.
The slight variation isn't a flaw. It's the whole point. It's what makes yours yours.
Custom Requests? Absolutely.
Got something specific in mind? A name, a phrase, an inside joke that only three people on earth will understand? Let's make it. Custom orders are my favorite kind — they're where the real magic happens.
Just reach out through the Contact page and tell me what you're thinking. The weirder, the better. I mean it.
Why "Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show"?
Because that's life, isn't it? Things are messy and imperfect and sometimes completely unhinged — and somehow they still work out. That's the energy I put into every piece I make. It's not polished for the sake of being polished. It's made with intention, with humor, and with a genuine love for the craft.
If that resonates with you, welcome to the show. 🖤