Choose Your Chaos
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Accidentally Fabulous (Beauty Supplies)
✨ Glamour & Grace: Exquisite Beauty Collection ✨ Elevate your everyday...
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Ashes & Regrets (Ashtrays)
Handmade resin ashtrays built to catch your ashes, your spills, and...
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Blades & Beads:Shitty Sharp Series (Office Supplies)
🔪 Blades & Beads: Shitty Sharp Series 🔪 Welcome to the...
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Bowls That Don’t Give a Damn
🥣 Bowls That Don’t Give a Damn 🥣 Welcome...
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Chaotic Scribble Sticks (Pencils)
✏️ Beaded Pencils — Cute Chaos In Handheld Form ✏️ Welcome...
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Clusterfuck Curations (Sets)
🎁 Clusterfuck Curations: Sets That Slap 🎁 Welcome to Clusterfuck Curations...
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Color Catastrophes & Happy Accidents (Canvas Art)
🎨 Vibrant Flow: Abstract Paint-Pour Chaos 🎨 Welcome...
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Drop It Again I Dare Ya (Pacifier Leashes)
Pacifier leashes for babies who think throwing things is a personality trait....
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Finger Freakshow (rings)
These are not dainty little rings that whisper. These are loud, paint-poured,...
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Flowers Not Included (Chaos Guaranteed)(Vases)
Vases for fresh flowers, dead flowers, fake flowers, or absolutely nothing at...
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Funky Freak-Out Tools (Stylus’s)
Handmade beaded styluses that add chaos to your tech life. They write,...
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Funky Wrist Junk (Bracelets)
✨ Funky Wrist Junk: Bracelets That Don’t Play Nice ✨ ...
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Hair Havoc Accessories (Hair Barrettes)
💁♀️ Hair Havoc Accessories — Chaos for Your Crown 💁♀️ Welcome...
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Keys To The Shit Show (Keychains)
🔑 Keychains That Don’t Give a ✨ Key ✨ Welcome to...
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Literary Elegance: Bookmark Collection
📚 Bookmarks That Judge You Quietly 📚 Welcome to Bookmarks That...
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Mayhem In Your Lobes (Earrings)
💥 Earrings That Refuse to Be Boring 💥 Welcome...
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Merry Shit Show (Christmas Items)
Festive AF & Barely Behaving. 🎄 Welcome to the Merry Shit Show,...
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Necklaces That Keep You Together (Maybe)
Necklaces for people who are trying to appear put-together while secretly spiraling....
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Pretty Pens For Unstoppable Thoughts
✍️ Beaded Pens That Write Better Than You Do ✍️ ...
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Resin Hell & Raising Eyebrows(Resin Artwork)
Pretty colors. Shiny finishes. Questionable supervision. Welcome to our collection of handmade...
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Shit Show Bar Gear
🍸 Bar Accessories — Chaos on Tap 🍸 Welcome...
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Shit Show Secret Stash (Trinket Boxes)
🫖 Trinket Boxes & Dishes — Chaos Curated 🫖 ...
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Silverware Shenanigans & Spatula Chaos
🍴 Silverware Shenanigans & Spatula Chaos 🍴 Welcome...
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Sip Happens (Drinking Glasses)
Handmade paint-poured drinking glasses that are beautiful, chaotic, and slightly emotionally abusive...
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The Shit Show Rolling Works (Rolling Trays)
Ashtrays, rolling trays, and smoking accessories designed to support bad habits and...
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Thread Bare & Beaded (Sewing)
If your patience frays faster than your thread, these beaded sewing and...
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Until Death Do Us Part (Skulls)
This collection is for commitments that don’t expire. Until Death Do...
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Wax On, Sanity Off (Candles)
🕯️ Candle Holders & Candles That Absolutely Have Opinions 🕯️ ...
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Wear the Dysfunction (Clothing)
Welcome to Wear the Dysfunction—the official FDSS collection for people who know...
