Frequently Asked Shit (FAQs)
Welcome to Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show, where creativity meets chaos and handmade gifts come with a little personality!
Got questions? We’ve got answers. Grab your coffee, embrace the chaos, and let’s get this shit figured out!
1. Are your products really handmade?
Absolutely! Our handmade creations include resin art, jewelry, candles, home décor, and plenty of other wonderfully dysfunctional treasures. We put creativity, care, and a little chaos into everything we make.
2. Do you accept custom orders?
Hell yes, we do! Looking for something in a particular color, style, or design? Reach out and tell us what you have in mind. Custom orders depend on available materials and what we can realistically create.
3. Are your products good for gifts?
Of course! Whether you’re shopping for birthdays, holidays, anniversaries, or just because someone deserves a little happiness, we’ve got plenty of unique gift ideas. Because boring gifts are overrated!
4. How long does shipping take?
Shipping times depend on the item and destination. Check our Shipping Policy at the bottom of the website for details. If you need something for a special occasion, contact us before ordering so we can discuss timing.
5. What is your return policy?
We want you to love your purchase! Our Return and Refund Policy is linked at the bottom of the website and explains the applicable conditions. Please review it before ordering, especially when considering a custom creation.
6. Will my handmade item look exactly like the picture?
Handmade means personality! Small differences in colors, patterns, and finishes are part of what makes handcrafted products special. For one-of-a-kind pieces, the product photographs show the individual item available.
7. How do I care for my handmade products?
Care instructions vary by product. Resin pieces, jewelry, candles, and decorative items all have different needs. Always follow the product’s care information. When in doubt, contact us before cleaning or using your item.
8. Can I order something for a special occasion?
Absolutely! Weddings, birthdays, holidays, appreciation gifts, or just a Tuesday that needs improving — we’re happy to discuss custom creations. Contact us early so we can determine what’s possible.
9. How can I contact FDSS?
Visit our Talk to the Shit Show page or email us at hello@fundyshow.com. Questions, custom requests, or just trying to figure out which wonderfully chaotic creation belongs in your life? We’re here to help!
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Stay weird. Stay wonderful. And welcome to the Shit Show! 💜