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The Screw It, Pop It & Stop It Set | Teach Love Inspire Corkscrew, Teacher Wine Stopper & IDGAF Bottle Opener

The Screw It, Pop It & Stop It Set | Teach Love Inspire Corkscrew, Teacher Wine Stopper & IDGAF Bottle Opener

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Because teachers spend all day shaping young minds… and occasionally need to file some shit under IDGAF. 😂

This edition of The Screw It, Pop It & Stop It Set is for the teacher who loves their students, loves what they do, and has also mastered the professional art of deciding which battles are absolutely not worth the damn paperwork.

The three-piece handmade set includes a colorful “Teach • Love • Inspire” corkscrew, a bright teacher-themed wine stopper, and the piece that really says what we’re all thinking—a “Let Me File That Under IDGAF” bottle opener.

It’s sweet.

It’s inspirational.

It’s mildly inappropriate.

In other words, it’s basically the entire teaching profession in three bar tools.

The colorful pink, purple, turquoise, green, and yellow beadwork gives the set a fun personality while each piece remains completely functional.

Perfect for teacher appreciation, end-of-school-year gifts, birthdays, Christmas, retirement, or surviving another year of meetings that absolutely could have been emails.

Hand-assembled by Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show, because sometimes you Teach. Love. Inspire.

And sometimes you file that shit under IDGAF.

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