For the dad who taught you everything important in life: work hard, never give up, and yell at the TV like the referee can actually hear you.
This edition of The Screw It, Pop It & Stop It Set is basically game day in bar-tool form.
The three-piece handmade set includes a football gnome corkscrew, a colorful “Best Dad” wine stopper, and a football bottle opener—because Dad deserves to be properly equipped whether he’s opening wine, beer, or something he hid in the back of the fridge so nobody else would drink it.
The bold red, blue, yellow, and coordinating beadwork gives each piece its own personality while tying the whole set together.
Perfect for Father’s Day, birthdays, Christmas, football season, game-day parties, or simply thanking Dad for years of unsolicited advice, terrible jokes, and knowing how to fix shit nobody else understands.
Hand-assembled by Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show, because Dad doesn’t need another coffee mug.
He needs better equipment.
