Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
The Screw It, Pop It & Stop It Set | Football Gnome Corkscrew, Best Dad Wine Stopper & Football Bottle Opener
The Screw It, Pop It & Stop It Set | Football Gnome Corkscrew, Best Dad Wine Stopper & Football Bottle Opener
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
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For the dad who taught you everything important in life: work hard, never give up, and yell at the TV like the referee can actually hear you.
This edition of The Screw It, Pop It & Stop It Set is basically game day in bar-tool form.
The three-piece handmade set includes a football gnome corkscrew, a colorful “Best Dad” wine stopper, and a football bottle opener—because Dad deserves to be properly equipped whether he’s opening wine, beer, or something he hid in the back of the fridge so nobody else would drink it.
The bold red, blue, yellow, and coordinating beadwork gives each piece its own personality while tying the whole set together.
Perfect for Father’s Day, birthdays, Christmas, football season, game-day parties, or simply thanking Dad for years of unsolicited advice, terrible jokes, and knowing how to fix shit nobody else understands.
Hand-assembled by Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show, because Dad doesn’t need another coffee mug.
He needs better equipment.
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