Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
The Pop It & Stop It Set | School Nurse Bottle Opener & Self Love Wine Stopper
The Pop It & Stop It Set | School Nurse Bottle Opener & Self Love Wine Stopper
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
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Because taking care of everybody else is exhausting as hell.
School nurses spend their days handling scraped knees, mystery stomachaches, headaches that magically appear before math class, and approximately 847 kids asking if they can go home. Eventually, somebody needs to remind the nurse to take care of herself, too.
The Pop It & Stop It Set pairs a colorful School Nurse bottle opener with a “Self Love Is Not Selfish” wine stopper—because after spending all day keeping everybody else’s shit together, a little self-care is absolutely allowed.
Hand-beaded with bright pink, aqua, yellow, and coordinating accents, this two-piece FDSS set brings some personality to the bar, kitchen, or wine cabinet while actually being useful.
Perfect for a school nurse appreciation gift, birthday, Christmas, end-of-school-year thank-you, or the nurse who has heard “I don’t feel good” enough times for one lifetime.
Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Because even the person holding everyone else together deserves to pop one open.
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