The Books, Booze & Boundaries Set | Wife Mom Nurse Wine Stopper, Good Moms Corkscrew & Beaded Bookmark

She takes care of patients. She takes care of the family. She takes care of everybody’s bullshit. Now kindly hand her a book and some wine and leave the woman alone.

The Books, Booze & Boundaries Set was made for the woman who somehow manages to be a wife, mom, nurse, problem solver, snack finder, emotional support human, and keeper of everyone else’s shit—all while desperately trying to finish one damn chapter.

This handmade 3-piece FDSS set includes a colorful “Wife Mom Nurse” wine stopper, a “Good Moms Say Bad Words” corkscrew, and a coordinating beaded shepherd’s hook bookmark in turquoise, black, and silver tones.

The corkscrew handles the wine. The stopper handles whatever survives the evening. And the bookmark holds her place when somebody inevitably interrupts her for the 47th time.

It’s funny, functional, a little inappropriate, and made for the woman who loves her family dearly—but would also appreciate everyone leaving her the hell alone for twenty minutes.

Perfect for nurses, moms, wives, book lovers, wine lovers, birthdays, Mother’s Day, Nurse Appreciation Week, Christmas, or simply as a “you deal with enough shit already” gift.

Hand-assembled by Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show, where self-care sometimes means setting boundaries, opening a bottle, and pretending you can’t hear anyone calling your name.