Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
The Pop It & Stop It Set | Basketball Bottle Opener & Boxer Dog Wine Stopper
The Pop It & Stop It Set | Basketball Bottle Opener & Boxer Dog Wine Stopper
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Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
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For the person whose two great loves are basketball and a dog who thinks personal space is optional.
This edition of The Pop It & Stop It Set brings together game-day energy and four-legged chaos in one handmade FDSS gift set.
The bottle opener features a basketball-and-hoop focal surrounded by basketball-inspired beads, while the coordinating wine stopper features an adorable Boxer dog focal with warm neutral beads.
It’s the perfect combination for the basketball fan who can yell at the referee from three rooms away while their dog sits beside them wondering why everyone is so worked up.
Use the opener to crack open your game-day drink, then use the stopper when you’re done with the wine—assuming your team hasn’t sent the game into overtime and caused you to reconsider that decision.
Hand-assembled by Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show, because sports, dogs, drinks, and a little dysfunction make a pretty damn good team.
Great for: basketball fans, Boxer lovers, dog dads, dog moms, birthdays, Father’s Day, Mother’s Day, game-day hosts, housewarmings, and anyone whose couch belongs equally to them and their dog.
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