“Everything I Touch Turns to Sold” Realtor Wine Stopper & “Guess What?!” Chicken Bottle Opener Gift Set – Handmade FDSS Bar Accessory Duo

Some people bring the wine…

Some people bring the laughs…

And some people somehow manage to sell a house before they’ve even put the sign in the yard.

This hilarious Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show (F.D.S.S.) gift set pairs two unforgettable personalities into one conversation-starting duo.

The “Everything I Touch Turns to Sold” wine stopper is the perfect gift for the realtor, broker, real estate agent, or sales professional who always seems to close the deal.

Paired with the laugh-out-loud “Guess What?!” chicken bottle opener, this set reminds everyone that life is too short to take yourself too seriously.

Whether you’re celebrating a closing, thanking your favorite agent, shopping for a housewarming gift, or just looking for something guaranteed to get people talking at the next wine night, this handmade set delivers personality, humor, and everyday function.

Each piece is individually handcrafted, making every set one-of-a-kind—because boring has never been our thing.

Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show

Handmade gifts for beautifully dysfunctional people.