The Books, Booze & Boundaries Set | Emotional Support Coworker Corkscrew, No One Fights Alone Wine Stopper & Purple Beaded Bookmark

Some coworkers help with the workload. Some bring snacks. And some are the reason you haven’t told everyone to fuck off and walked out yet.

This edition of The Books, Booze & Boundaries Set is for that ride-or-die coworker who has listened to the rants, survived the ridiculous shifts, covered your ass, made you laugh when everything was going to shit, and reminded you that no one fights alone.

The handmade 3-piece set includes an “Emotional Support Coworker” corkscrew, a “No One Fights Alone” wine stopper, and a coordinating rose-gold shepherd’s hook bookmark decorated with purple, lavender, white, and rose-gold beads.

The corkscrew handles the “What the hell was THAT shift?” evenings. The wine stopper handles whatever survives. And the bookmark is there for those rare moments when nobody needs anything and you can actually escape into a damn book.

Funny and sarcastic on one side, supportive and meaningful on the other—because the best friendships are usually a little bit of both.

Perfect for a favorite coworker, work bestie, nurse, healthcare worker, caregiver, cancer-support gift, going-away gift, birthday, Christmas, or simply saying “Thanks for helping me survive this shit show.”

Hand-assembled by Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show, because sometimes the best employee benefit isn’t PTO.

It’s having one coworker who completely understands the fucking assignment.