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The Pop It & Stop It Set | Football Bottle Opener & Highland Cow Wine Stopper

The Pop It & Stop It Set | Football Bottle Opener & Highland Cow Wine Stopper

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For the person whose fall personality consists of football, snacks, yelling at the TV, and pretending Monday morning isn’t coming.

This edition of The Pop It & Stop It Set combines two things that have absolutely no business together—and somehow that’s exactly why we love it.

The bottle opener features a football focal with coordinating purple, white, and iridescent beads, while the wine stopper features an adorable shaggy Highland cow with warm neutral and coral-toned beads.

Use the opener when the game starts. Use the stopper when the game ends.

Or don’t.

We’re a handmade gift company, not your supervisor.

Perfect for football fans, Highland cow lovers, game-day hosts, birthdays, housewarmings, sports fans, and that friend who owns entirely too much cow décor but insists there’s always room for one more.

Hand-assembled by Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show, where apparently football and fluffy cows belong together now.

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