She loves her kids. She loves her books. She even loves people… in carefully controlled doses and preferably from a distance.
This edition of The Books, Booze & Boundaries Set is for the mom whose social battery hit 2% three conversations ago and who is now mentally planning her escape back to her book.
The handmade 3-piece set includes an “Anti Social Moms Club” corkscrew, a “Good Moms Say Bad Words” wine stopper, and a coordinating purple shepherd’s hook bookmark accented with sparkly lavender and gold-toned beads.
The corkscrew opens the wine. The stopper saves what’s left. The bookmark saves her place when somebody inevitably yells “MOM!” five seconds after she sits down.
Because being a good mom doesn’t mean loving every PTA meeting, playdate, group text, neighborhood gathering, or person who decides to make small talk in the grocery store.
Sometimes good moms say bad words.
Sometimes good moms drink wine.
And sometimes good moms want everybody to leave them the fuck alone so they can finish their chapter.
Hand-assembled by Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show, where books, booze, boundaries, and a healthy amount of avoiding people are considered perfectly acceptable forms of self-care.
