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The Screw It, Stop It & Pop It Set | Motorcycle, Jeep & Funny Faith 3PC Bar Set

The Screw It, Stop It & Pop It Set | Motorcycle, Jeep & Funny Faith 3PC Bar Set

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Sometimes you just have to let God fix it… because apparently handling it yourself could involve bail money. 😂

The Screw It, Stop It & Pop It Set was made for the woman whose personality is equal parts faith, freedom, horsepower, colorful chaos, and please don’t test me today.

This handmade 3-piece set gives you everything you need to screw it, stop it, and pop it—literally.

The set includes:

1 Corkscrew – Featuring the hilarious “Sometimes I just have to let God fix it ’cause if I fix it I am going to jail” focal, accented with a sparkly pink bead and coordinating flower charm.

1 Wine Stopper – Featuring a motorcycle focal surrounded by a colorful stack of pink, blue, turquoise and purple beads.

1 Bottle Opener – Featuring a Jeep focal with coordinating purple and pink beads and silver-tone accents.

Each piece is individually hand-assembled, giving the set plenty of personality without making everything perfectly matchy-matchy. Because matching is nice. Coordinated chaos is better.

Perfect for the motorcycle-loving, Jeep-driving, wine-drinking woman who loves God but occasionally needs Him to take over before she makes a decision requiring legal representation.

A fun gift for birthdays, Mother’s Day, Christmas, housewarmings, girls’ nights, motorcycle lovers, Jeep lovers, wine lovers—or yourself, because buying your own damn presents eliminates disappointment.

Handmade by Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show — where functional meets dysfunctional and somehow the wine still gets opened.

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