Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
5PC Coaster Set – Functional Chaos for Your Drinks
5PC Coaster Set – Functional Chaos for Your Drinks
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
See our Shipping Policy page for the full details.
Because apparently setting your drink directly on the table is “not acceptable behavior.”
This 5-piece coaster set is here to save your furniture from coffee rings, questionable life choices, and that one friend who always says “oops.” Handmade with chaotic charm and FDSS attitude, each coaster brings its own little personality disorder to the table. Literally.
Perfect for coffee addicts, wine drinkers, soda chuggers, and anyone trying to make their living room look slightly more put together than their actual life.
✨ Includes 5 handmade coasters
✨ One-of-a-kind FDSS style
✨ Functional enough to impress adults
✨ Chaotic enough to still feel like you
Handmade chaos starts here.
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