Collection: Clusterfuck Curations
🎁 Clusterfuck Curations: Sets That Slap 🎁
Welcome to Clusterfuck Curations — the collection where things that belong together actually belong together (shocking, we know). This is where FDSS bundles items into wildly useful (and questionably sane) sets that solve problems you didn’t even know you had — or definitely shouldn’t have.
We’re talking:
- Handy duo tools that tag-team your chaos
- Matching beaded goodies that double the flair
- Paired stuff that says “I’m prepared… and extra”
Every set is a curated little chaos capsule — functional enough to get shit done, but funky enough to make your friends ask “why does your crochet hook have beads?” and “why do I want one too?” Yes, that actually happens.
Perfect for gifting or for yourself when you’re like “why get one when I can get two?”
Double the pieces. Double the personality. Double-down on fabulous.
Clusterfuck Curations — because one is lonely and two is a party.
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The Get Your Shit Together Set – 4-Piece Beaded Pen, Pencil, Stylus & Bookmark Set
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The Books, Booze & Boundaries Set | Emotional Support Coworker Corkscrew, No One Fights Alone Wine Stopper & Purple Beaded Bookmark
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The Books, Booze & Boundaries Set | Anti Social Moms Club Corkscrew, Good Moms Say Bad Words Wine Stopper & Purple Beaded Bookmark
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The Books, Booze & Boundaries Set | Wife Mom Nurse Wine Stopper, Good Moms Corkscrew & Beaded Bookmark
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The Screw It, Pop It & Stop It Set | Teach Love Inspire Corkscrew, Teacher Wine Stopper & IDGAF Bottle Opener
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The Screw It, Pop It & Stop It Set | Football Gnome Corkscrew, Best Dad Wine Stopper & Football Bottle Opener
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The Screw It, Stop It & Pop It Set | Motorcycle, Jeep & Funny Faith 3PC Bar Set
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The Pop It & Stop It Set | Football Bottle Opener & Highland Cow Wine Stopper
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The Pop It & Stop It Set | Mechanic Wine Stopper & Red Jeep Bottle Opener
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The Pop It & Stop It Set | Pug Bottle Opener & Fox Wine Stopper
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The Pop It & Stop It Set | Basketball Bottle Opener & Boxer Dog Wine Stopper
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The Pop It & Stop It Set | Best Dog Dad Bottle Opener & Bernese Mountain Dog Wine Stopper
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The Pop It & Stop It Set | School Nurse Bottle Opener & Self Love Wine Stopper
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The Bitch, I Need Options Set | Faith & Grace 5PC Beaded Pen, Stylus & Multicolor Pen Set
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The Write Your Shit Down Set | Pink, Purple & Blue Beaded 5pc Writing Set
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The Get Your Shit Together Set – 4-Piece Beaded Pen, Pencil, Stylus & Bookmark Set
Regular price $26.95 USDRegular priceSale price $26.95 USD