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The Bitch, I Need Options Set | Faith & Grace 5PC Beaded Pen, Stylus & Multicolor Pen Set

The Bitch, I Need Options Set | Faith & Grace 5PC Beaded Pen, Stylus & Multicolor Pen Set

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Sometimes you need a pen. Sometimes you need a different pen. Sometimes you need ALL THE DAMN OPTIONS.

 

Meet the faith-filled member of The Bitch, I Need Options Set family — because trusting God’s plan doesn’t mean you can be expected to survive with only one writing instrument. 😂

 

This colorful 5-piece beaded set mixes pink, purple, green, white, crosses, pearls, and faith-inspired accents into one gloriously coordinated collection. From “Pray Over It, Pray Through It” to “Your Plan / God’s Plan,” this set brings a little reminder that even when life looks like a complete shit show, somebody upstairs may actually know what’s going on.

 

And because choosing just one pen is ridiculous, you get a whole lineup of options for writing lists, signing papers, taking notes, planning your day, or documenting exactly how the hell things got this chaotic.

 

This 5-piece set includes:

 

  • 3 beaded pens
  • 1 beaded stylus pen
  • 1 beaded multicolor ink pen
  • 4 replacement ink refills

 

The stylus does double duty — simply pull off the stylus tip like a cap to reveal the pen underneath.

 

Handmade by FDSS, so each piece has its own personality and may have slight variations that make your set uniquely yours.

 

Perfect for: faith-filled friends, Bible study buddies, teachers, nurses, office coworkers, journal lovers, church friends, or anyone who loves Jesus but still occasionally needs several damn pens to keep their shit together.

 

Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show — where faith, function, and a little bit of chaos can absolutely coexist.

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