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Blue Mood, Zero Apologies | White & Blue Beaded Pen

Blue Mood, Zero Apologies | White & Blue Beaded Pen

Regular price $5.95 USD
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Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat

We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.

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Some days you’re calm, collected, and totally on top of your shit.

And some days you’re just holding a really pretty pen and hoping nobody asks too many questions. 😂

Blue Mood, Zero Apologies pairs a clean white pen with beautiful blue acrylic beads for a look that’s cool, crisp, and just a little too pretty for boring paperwork.

Whether it’s living on your desk, hiding in your purse, or mysteriously disappearing because somebody “borrowed it,” this handmade beaded pen adds a little personality to every grocery list, appointment reminder, brilliant idea, and questionable life decision you write down.

✨ White pen
💙 Blue acrylic bead accents
🖊️ Smooth-writing ink
🙌 Comfortable beaded design
🎁 Great for coworkers, teachers, office gifts, stocking stuffers, or yourself
🖐️ Handmade by FDSS

Because paperwork may be boring, but your pen sure as hell doesn’t have to be.

Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show — Handmade gifts with personality… because the best things in life aren’t mass-produced.

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