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White Noise | White Beaded Ink Pen

White Noise | White Beaded Ink Pen

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Sometimes your brain has 47 tabs open and not a damn one of them is loading. That’s when you grab a pen, write the chaos down, and pretend you’ve got your shit together.

White Noise keeps things clean and simple with crisp white acrylic beads and a handmade personality that makes an ordinary pen a whole lot less ordinary. Whether it’s living on your desk, hiding in your purse, or disappearing because somebody “borrowed” it, this little beauty is ready for grocery lists, brilliant ideas, questionable plans, and everything in between.

🤍 White acrylic beaded design
🖊️ Smooth-writing ink pen
✨ Handmade with FDSS personality
🎁 Great for coworkers, teachers, office gifts, stocking stuffers, or a little treat for yourself
💥 Functional, fun, and definitely not your boring office-supply pen

Because even when your brain is nothing but white noise, you can still write some shit down.

Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show — Handmade gifts with personality… because the best things in life aren’t mass-produced.

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