Too Classy for This Shit | White Beaded Pen

She showed up in white like she has her life completely together.

She does not.

Too Classy for This Shit is the pen for making grocery lists you’ll forget at home, writing down brilliant ideas at 2:00 AM, and pretending that buying another notebook will finally make you organized.

The crisp white beaded design gives her a clean, classy look—but underneath all that elegance is pure FDSS energy.

Perfect for your desk, purse, planner, office, or as a funny little gift for someone who looks put together while internally running on caffeine and questionable decisions.

✨ White beaded design
🖊️ Functional everyday writing pen
🎁 Fun, affordable gift or stocking stuffer
🤍 Handmade with FDSS personality

Because sometimes your life is a shit show…but your pen doesn’t have to look like one.

Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show — Finding the humor in life’s chaos.