Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Too Classy for This Shit | White Beaded Pen
Too Classy for This Shit | White Beaded Pen
New to the Shit Show? Get 10% off your first order of $25+. 🎉
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
See our Shipping Policy page for the full details.
She showed up in white like she has her life completely together.
She does not.
Too Classy for This Shit is the pen for making grocery lists you’ll forget at home, writing down brilliant ideas at 2:00 AM, and pretending that buying another notebook will finally make you organized.
The crisp white beaded design gives her a clean, classy look—but underneath all that elegance is pure FDSS energy.
Perfect for your desk, purse, planner, office, or as a funny little gift for someone who looks put together while internally running on caffeine and questionable decisions.
✨ White beaded design
🖊️ Functional everyday writing pen
🎁 Fun, affordable gift or stocking stuffer
🤍 Handmade with FDSS personality
Because sometimes your life is a shit show…but your pen doesn’t have to look like one.
Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show — Finding the humor in life’s chaos.
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