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What the Fuck Is Functional Dysfunctional? FDSS Unisex Hoodie

What the Fuck Is Functional Dysfunctional? FDSS Unisex Hoodie

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What the fuck is Functional Dysfunctional? It’s holding your shit together just enough to look productive—and this hoodie understands the assignment. Featuring the colorful FDSS logo on the front and a bold periodic-table-inspired design on the back, this comfortable unisex hoodie is perfect for anyone embracing life’s beautifully dysfunctional chaos.

A funny, edgy gift for friends, family, coworkers, or anyone proudly surviving their own personal shit show.


Lane Seven LS19001 Unisex Heavyweight Pullover Hooded Sweatshirt

  • 10 oz.
  • 70% Cotton, 10% polyester, 20% recycled polyester from plastic bottles
  • Heather Grey: 65% Cotton, 15% polyester, 20% recycled polyester
  • The 3-end fleece fabric has a tight-knit construction giving it better printability and lofty hand feel
  • Under 5% shrinkage
  • Twill neck tape
  • Double-needle top stitch on all seams
  • Three-panel hood with fleece lining for extra comfort
  • DTM round drawcord with knotted ends and metal eyelets
  • 1x1 ribbing at sleeve cuff and waistband
  • Ribbing: 95% cotton, 5% Spandex for better recovery
  • Perfect for HD Digital Printing
  • Tear away label
  • By implementing water saving techniques in the dying process of Lane Seven fleece, the company is able to save 18 liters of water per garment
  • Lane Seven is a proud member of the Better Cotton Initiative. Cotton products from Lane Seven support more sustainable cotton farming
  • Lane Seven is certified by the Recycled Claim Standard, which guarantees the recycled polyester in their garments is traceable from origin to final products
Size Body length
XS 27.50"
S 28.50"
M 29.50"
L 30.50"
XL 31.50"
2XL 32.50"
3XL 33.50"
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