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Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Holy Chaos Hair Comb | Beaded “Jesus” Cross Handle | Pink & Purple Statement Comb
Holy Chaos Hair Comb | Beaded “Jesus” Cross Handle | Pink & Purple Statement Comb
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$2.42 USD
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$2.42 USD
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You wanted a normal hair comb…
Instead you got holy energy wrapped in chaos beads and attitude.
This isn’t just a comb—it’s a full-blown personality.
Featuring a sleek, no-nonsense comb top (because your hair still deserves respect) paired with a loud, unapologetic beaded handle:
- Hot pink beads that refuse to be ignored
- Purple marbled accents bringing the drama
- A bold black cross with “Jesus” because… balance 😇🔥
It’s giving:
“I’ll fix my hair… but I’m still a problem.”
Perfect for:
- Making a statement while pretending to be put together
- People who like a little rebellion with their routine
- Anyone whose vibe is organized chaos with a side of divine intervention
Each piece is handmade, meaning no two are exactly alike—just like your mood swings.
⚠️ Warning: May cause double takes, unsolicited compliments, and internal conflict.
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