Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
“Emma” Personalized Unicorn Sucker Leash
“Emma” Personalized Unicorn Sucker Leash
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
See our Shipping Policy page for the full details.
Meet Emma, the tiny pacifier-saving hero your diaper bag didn’t know it needed. Made with a cute unicorn silicone bead, heart-shaped beads, and personalized name details, this sucker leash keeps the binky close and the baby drama slightly less feral.
Perfect for busy parents, fussy babies, and anyone tired of playing “where the hell did the pacifier go?”
Due to the custom nature of personalized items, cancellation of an order for any reason will result in a refund of 50% of the item's cost. The remaining 50% covers materials and labor already expended on the customization process.
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