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Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show

#7 Calm Outside Chaos Inside Hair Comb

#7 Calm Outside Chaos Inside Hair Comb

Regular price $13.95 USD
Regular price Sale price $13.95 USD
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Looks peaceful. It’s not.
This ocean-toned chaos comb gives “I’m fine” energy while absolutely not being fine underneath.
Perfect for soft looks with a slightly unhinged personality.

  • Each comb is one-of-a-kind—what you see is exactly what you get.
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