Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Neon Chaos Paint-Poured Vase – One-of-a-Kind Resin Art Decor
Neon Chaos Paint-Poured Vase – One-of-a-Kind Resin Art Decor
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
See our Shipping Policy page for the full details.
Handmade chaos starts here.
This isn’t your grandma’s vase… unless your grandma thrives on neon meltdowns and unapologetic color explosions.
This one-of-a-kind paint-poured vase hits like a radioactive sunset—electric greens, molten reds, and that “where the hell did you get that?” energy you can’t fake. Every swirl is completely unique, sealed in a glossy finish that locks in the chaos forever.
No duplicates. No restocks. No boring shelves.
Throw in flowers, pens, or absolutely nothing and let it stand there judging your basic decor.
Details:
- Hand paint-poured design
- Sealed for durability + shine
- One-of-a-kind (seriously, there is no twin)
- Functional + decorative chaos
- Perfect for bold homes, weirdos, and people with taste
This piece doesn’t blend in.
It takes over the room.
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