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Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show

🍓 Strawberry Short Fuse Candle

🍓 Strawberry Short Fuse Candle

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Smells like strawberries and questionable coping mechanisms. Cute on the outside, unhinged on the inside—just like you. Hand-poured chaos for when therapy is booked and candles are cheaper.

 

Light it. Pretend it helps.

FDSS as hell. 🔥🍓

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