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πŸ“ Strawberry Short Fuse Candle

πŸ“ Strawberry Short Fuse Candle

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Smells like strawberries and questionable coping mechanisms. Cute on the outside, unhinged on the insideβ€”just like you. Hand-poured chaos for when therapy is booked and candles are cheaper.

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Light it. Pretend it helps.

FDSS as hell. πŸ”₯πŸ“

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