Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show

🍓 Strawberry Short Fuse Candle

$6.95 USD

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Scent Rose Strawberry

Shipping (no mystery here)

Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat

We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.

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Smells like strawberries and questionable coping mechanisms. Cute on the outside, unhinged on the inside—just like you. Hand-poured chaos for when therapy is booked and candles are cheaper.

Light it. Pretend it helps.

FDSS as hell. 🔥🍓