Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Shell Yeah | Turtle Ink Pen
Shell Yeah | Turtle Ink Pen
New to the Shit Show? Get 10% off your first order of $25+. 🎉
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
See our Shipping Policy page for the full details.
Slow and steady is highly overrated.
This adorable turtle ink pen is cruising through life at its own damn pace—and looking cute as hell while doing it. With its fun turtle design and playful personality, it turns everyday writing into something a little less boring.
Perfect for turtle lovers, animal lovers, teachers, coworkers, students, or anyone whose stationery collection could use a tiny shelled sidekick.
Use it for notes, lists, journaling, work, school, or writing down all the shit you swear you’re going to remember without writing down.
🐢 Cute turtle design
🖊️ Functional ink pen
🎁 Fun little gift for turtle and animal lovers
✨ Full of handmade FDSS personality
Because sometimes you just need to shell yeah your way through the day.
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