Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Thread of Time
Thread of Time
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
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Some people wear jewelry for fashion.
This one feels like it survived three emotional breakdowns, two bad decisions, and a spiritual awakening in a gas station parking lot.
“Thread of Time” is a handmade paint pour canvas piece built for the beautifully chaotic souls who know life never stays inside the lines. Every swirl, drip, and color collision looks like time itself had a minor identity crisis and turned it into art.
Perfect for:
- Chaos collectors
- Dark humor decorators
- People whose personality is “functioning… technically”
- Anyone trying to make their walls look less emotionally stable
Because normal décor is boring, and your house deserves at least one conversation piece that looks like it knows your secrets.
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