Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
The “Running on Caffeine, Spite & Poor Decisions” Handmade Bobby Pin – Neon Chaos Edition
The “Running on Caffeine, Spite & Poor Decisions” Handmade Bobby Pin – Neon Chaos Edition
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
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Some people radiate inner peace. Others radiate caffeinated chaos with just enough attitude to keep life interesting.
This handmade bobby pin features an original abstract paint pour sealed beneath a glossy glass cabochon. Rich plum purple, smoky charcoal gray, metallic silver, and a bold neon yellow streak create a dramatic one-of-a-kind design that refuses to blend into the background.
Whether you’re keeping your hair in place or simply accessorizing your daily emotional rollercoaster, this unique piece adds a little organized chaos to every look.
Features:
- Handmade bobby pin
- Original abstract paint pour artwork
- Glossy glass cabochon
- Black metal bobby pin
- Lightweight and comfortable for everyday wear
- One-of-a-kind design—no two are ever exactly alike
FDSS Reminder: Sometimes the brightest warning signs are also the prettiest.
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