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The “I Have My Life Together… Said No One” Handmade Bobby Pin – Purple & Moss Abstract Hair Pin
The “I Have My Life Together… Said No One” Handmade Bobby Pin – Purple & Moss Abstract Hair Pin
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
See our Shipping Policy page for the full details.
Looking polished while your brain has 47 tabs open? That’s the FDSS way.
This handmade bobby pin features a gorgeous abstract blend of deep purple, moss green, silver shimmer, and soft black swirls beneath a glossy glass cabochon. Every pattern is completely unique, making this little accessory a wearable piece of abstract art.
Perfect for everyday wear, messy buns, elegant updos, or simply reminding the world that looking put together and actually having your life together are two very different things.
Features:
- Handmade one-of-a-kind design
- Glossy glass cabochon
- Silver-tone setting
- Durable black metal bobby pin
- Lightweight and comfortable
- Perfect for everyday wear or gifting
- No two pieces are ever exactly alike
FDSS Reminder: Looking organized is a hairstyle… not a personality.
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