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Classroom Chaos Coordinator | Teacher Beaded Ink Pen

Classroom Chaos Coordinator | Teacher Beaded Ink Pen

Regular price $5.95 USD
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Pen color: Detention Energy Pen
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Running a classroom takes patience, caffeine, organization, and the ability to say “Please stop touching that” seventeen times before lunch.

The Classroom Chaos Coordinator is a handmade teacher-themed beaded ink pen made for lesson plans, grading papers, staff meetings, endless notes, and documenting exactly which tiny human started today’s nonsense.

Cute enough to sit proudly on a teacher’s desk and sassy enough to survive the school year, this pen makes a fun gift for teachers, aides, school staff, or that educator who deserves something better than another coffee mug.

Handmade with FDSS personality because managing a classroom is basically professional-level chaos coordination.

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