Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
The Teacher’s Four-Color Survival Pen
The Teacher’s Four-Color Survival Pen
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
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Because teachers don’t need another boring pen—they need one that can keep up with the chaos.
This beaded multicolor ink pen features a fun teacher-themed design and lets you switch between blue, black, red, and green ink without digging through your desk drawer for four different pens.
Perfect for lesson plans, grading papers, writing passes, making lists, leaving notes, or documenting whatever fresh classroom nonsense happened before 9 AM.
Available in four teacher styles: Pink, Red, Purple, and Gold.
Cute enough to make you smile. Functional enough to survive the school day. Because sometimes classroom management starts with having the right damn pen. 😂🍎✏️
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