Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
“Classroom Chaos Coordinator – Teacher Beaded Hair Comb”
“Classroom Chaos Coordinator – Teacher Beaded Hair Comb”
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
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Because apparently teachers are expected to be organized, calm, and emotionally stable…
we said absolutely not.
This Teacher Beaded Hair Comb is for the educator who:
- Runs on caffeine, sarcasm, and questionable life choices ☕
- Smiles through the chaos while mentally filing for vacation
- Can go from “good morning class” to “I swear to God…” in 0.2 seconds
Featuring a teacher-themed silicone bead, this comb isn’t just cute—it’s a whole personality disorder with a lesson plan.
Slide it into your hair and suddenly:
- You look put together ✔️
- You feel slightly less unhinged ✔️
- You’re still dealing with chaos… just ✨aesthetic✨ chaos ✔️
Perfect for teachers, substitutes, student teachers, or anyone surviving small humans with big opinions.
Handmade. Slightly unhinged. Fully functional.
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