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Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show

Tall, Dark & Slightly Unstable Vase

Tall, Dark & Slightly Unstable Vase

Regular price $24.95 USD
Regular price Sale price $24.95 USD
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Tall, slim, and clearly too pretty to have a stable personality. This hand-painted vase brings together green, black, and white in a sleek little chaos tower that knows how to steal attention without begging for it. Sealed with resin and made as a one-of-a-kind piece, it is perfect for adding a little dramatic elegance to your space without looking like you tried too hard.

 

Because normal decor is boring.

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