Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Tall, Slender & Slightly Unstable Vase
Tall, Slender & Slightly Unstable Vase
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
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Not every vase was made to sit quietly in the corner and behave. This one showed up tall, dramatic, and ready to steal attention from literally everything else in the room.
Hand-painted in a bold mix of purple, green, black, and white, this tall slender vase is sealed in resin for a glossy finish that helps lock in the chaos. It looks just as good holding flowers as it does standing alone like the decorative diva it is.
Perfect for anyone whose home decor leans a little less “minimalist calm” and a little more “beautifully unhinged.”
Details:
- Hand-painted one of a kind design
- Purple, green, black, and white color palette
- Sealed with resin for lasting shine
- Great for flowers or display decor
- Handmade with attitude
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