Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Tall Glass Vase – Pretty, Dramatic & Slightly Unstable
Tall Glass Vase – Pretty, Dramatic & Slightly Unstable
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
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For the people who like their decor the same way they like their life—tall, colorful, chaotic, and impossible to ignore.
This hand-finished tall glass vase features a bold paint-poured design and is sealed with epoxy resin for a glossy, durable finish. It’s the kind of piece that doesn’t sit quietly in the corner pretending to be subtle. It shows up, steals attention, and makes your shelf look like it has better taste than most people.
Perfect for adding a little beautiful dysfunction to your space, whether you use it as a vase or let it stand there looking expensive and emotionally unavailable.
Why it slaps:
- Tall shape for extra drama
- Paint-poured design, so no two are exactly alike
- Sealed finish for shine and durability
- Functional decor with a full-blown personality disorder
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