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Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show

Vertical Vibes & Questionable Choices Glass

Vertical Vibes & Questionable Choices Glass

Regular price $27.95 USD
Regular price Sale price $27.95 USD
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Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat

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Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.

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Not your average glass… unless your average includes bad decisions, bold pours, and a little emotional instability.

 

This Tall Drinking Glass is built for maximum chaos capacity — whether you’re hydrating responsibly (boring) or pouring something that requires a story afterward (preferred). Each piece is handcrafted with a one-of-a-kind finish, meaning no two glasses are exactly alike… just like your coping mechanisms.

 

Sealed for real use, not just for looking pretty, this glass can handle your daily drinks, your weekend spirals, and everything in between.

 

Perfect for:
• Water (if you’re pretending to be healthy)
• Cocktails (if you’re not)
• Iced coffee, soda, juice, or whatever today requires
• Gifting to someone who thrives in beautiful chaos

 

Details:
• Handmade & one-of-a-kind
• Sealed for durability
• Tall design = more drink, less refills
• FDSS approved for chaos consumption

 

⚠️ Warning: May increase confidence, sarcasm, and questionable decisions.

 

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