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Toxic Elegance Tall Cylinder Vase
Toxic Elegance Tall Cylinder Vase
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
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Not every vase was made to sit quietly and behave.
This tall cylinder glass vase comes dripping in green, black, and yellow chaos, sealed with epoxy resin to lock in the attitude. It’s bold, moody, and just unstable-looking enough to make your flowers feel like they’re in excellent company.
Perfect as a statement piece, a conversation starter, or a classy little warning sign for anyone who mistakes your decor for boring. Handmade, one-of-a-kind, and impossible to ignore.
Why it hits:
• Tall cylinder glass vase
• Green, black, and yellow abstract design
• Sealed with epoxy resin
• Handmade and one of a kind
• Strong standalone decor piece or floral display
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