Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
“Sweet But Sinful Cross Statement Necklace”
“Sweet But Sinful Cross Statement Necklace”
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Shipping (no mystery here)
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This one walks the line… and then steps right over it.
Deep red marbled beads mixed with silver accents give this necklace a rich, bold look—but that cross pendant? That’s where things get interesting. It’s classic… but paired with this color palette, it’s giving “I’ve got faith, but I also have opinions.”
It’s dramatic without trying, eye-catching without begging, and just chaotic enough to keep people guessing.
Perfect for when you want to look put together… but still a little dangerous.
Details:
- Handmade beaded necklace
- Red marbled beads with silver accents
- Decorative silver cross pendant
- Lightweight with bold statement presence
- One-of-a-kind FDSS energy
Vibe: Respectable… until proven otherwise.
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