Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show

#3 Sweet but Psychotic – Pink Chaos Wrap Bracelet (One of a Kind)

Name: #3 Sweet but Psychotic – Pink Chaos Wrap Bracelet (One of a Kind)
Brand: Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Price: 12.95 USD
Availability: InStock

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Don’t let the soft pink fool you—this one’s got issues.

This handmade wrap bracelet brings together sweet pastel vibes with a deep, moody swirl centerpiece that looks like it’s hiding secrets. (It is.) Finished with silver-toned accents and adjustable for comfort, this piece is equal parts pretty and problematic.

Perfect for:

• Looking innocent while causing chaos

• Starting conversations you didn’t plan to finish

• Being the best dressed bad decision in the room

🖤 One of a kind (because we don’t do boring repeats)

🖤 Adjustable fit

🖤 Handmade with chaotic intentions

Wear at your own risk. Or don’t. We’re not your mom.