Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
“Sweet but Psychotic” Pink Beaded Necklace | 30” Cord | Handmade Glitter Bottle Pendant Necklace
“Sweet but Psychotic” Pink Beaded Necklace | 30” Cord | Handmade Glitter Bottle Pendant Necklace
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Shipping (no mystery here)
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🖤 DESCRIPTION
She looks innocent.
She is not. 💗✨
This 30” pink cord necklace is stacked with glossy pink beads and vintage-style spacers—cute, polished, and just a little too put together…
Until you notice the tiny glitter-filled bottle pendant hanging at the bottom like a bottled-up emotional support meltdown. 🫠
Finished with a heart-style clasp because of course it is—this one loves hard and spirals harder.
🧠 PERSONALITY
💗 says “I’m fine” (she’s not)
✨ cries in glitter
🖤 romantic but slightly unstable
⚠️ will emotionally attach to strangers
📿 DETAILS
- Approx. 30” pink cord necklace
- Heart-style clasp closure
- Glossy pink + white marbled beads
- Decorative metal spacer beads
- Mini glass bottle pendant filled with pink glitter
- Lightweight, eye-catching, and chaotic in a cute way
- Handmade & one-of-a-kind
🎯 PERFECT FOR
- Soft girls with a dark sense of humor
- People who romanticize their breakdowns
- Anyone who wants cute… but not boring
- Main characters only 💅
Cute enough to fool people.
Chaotic enough to prove them wrong. 💗🔥
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