Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Red, Black & White Striped Beaded Pen | Bold Handmade Ink Pen
Red, Black & White Striped Beaded Pen | Bold Handmade Ink Pen
New to the Shit Show? Get 10% off your first order of $25+. 🎉
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
See our Shipping Policy page for the full details.
She didn’t come here to quietly take notes.
With bold red, black, and white acrylic beads, this beaded pen has serious “I brought my own pen because yours probably sucks” energy.
Perfect for work, school, journaling, list-making, doodling during meetings that should’ve been emails, or writing down all the things you swear you’re going to remember later.
Hand-assembled by Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show, because even the most ordinary everyday stuff deserves a little personality.
❤️ Red, black & white acrylic bead design
🖊️ Functional everyday ink pen
✨ Comfortable beaded grip
🎁 Fun little gift for coworkers, teachers, friends, or yourself
🤪 Handmade with FDSS personality
Because being functional doesn’t mean you have to be boring.
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