Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show

Strawberry Short Fuse Candle

$6.95 USD

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Scent Rose Strawberry

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Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat

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Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.

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Sweet, fruity, and absolutely not here for your nonsense.

This handmade strawberry-scented candle brings juicy berry vibes wrapped in a trippy, galaxy-style container. It looks soft, smells sweet, and quietly judges your life choices while doing it.

Perfect for adding a pop of color, a hit of nostalgia, and a little chaotic calm to any space.

• Handmade

• Strawberry scented

• Functional décor for dysfunctional humans

Light it up. Smells like strawberries. Feels like FDSS.