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Stop and Smell the Damn Roses | Handmade Purple Floral Shepherd Hook Bookmark

Stop and Smell the Damn Roses | Handmade Purple Floral Shepherd Hook Bookmark

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Some books deserve more than a folded corner.

This bookmark is for the reader who believes every chapter deserves a little beauty—and maybe a reminder to slow down once in a while. With sparkling lavender beads, shimmering crystal accents, delicate ivory roses, and antique silver spacers, this handmade shepherd hook bookmark brings elegance to every page you turn.

Whether you’re escaping into fantasy worlds, solving mysteries, or rereading an old favorite for the hundredth time, this bookmark quietly waits to mark your place… looking far prettier than that grocery receipt you’ve been using.

Because even in a Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show, there’s always time to stop and smell the damn roses.

Features

  • Handmade with premium decorative beads
  • Purple shepherd hook bookmark
  • Sparkling lavender faceted beads
  • Crystal rhinestone focal bead with ivory roses
  • Antique silver accent spacers
  • Lightweight and durable design
  • Fits most hardcover and paperback books
  • One-of-a-kind handmade creation

Perfect for:

  • Book lovers
  • Garden lovers
  • Romance readers
  • Mother’s Day gifts
  • Teacher appreciation gifts
  • Birthday gifts
  • Book club gifts
  • Stocking stuffers

Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show – Handmade gifts with personality… because life’s too short for boring bookmarks.

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