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Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show

Stemless Sip Storm Martini Glass

Stemless Sip Storm Martini Glass

$20.95 USD
$20.95 USD
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A stemless martini glass with paint-poured chaos sealed in epoxy resin. Classy enough for cocktails, unhinged enough for your actual life. Perfect for sipping, gifting, or pretending you have your shit together.

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