Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show

Blue & White Mandala Chaos Square Ashtray

Name: Blue & White Mandala Chaos Square Ashtray
Brand: Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Price: 16.95 USD
Availability: InStock

$16.95 USD

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Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat

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Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.

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Because even your ashes deserve a designated disaster zone.
This handmade square ashtray brings chaotic calm energy with a bold blue-and-white mandala design sealed inside durable epoxy resin. It’s giving “I’m trying to keep my life together” while actively surrounded by smoke, snacks, and emotional damage.

Perfect for your smoke setup, your porch chaos corner, or that one friend who owns seventeen lighters but can never find one.

Every piece is handmade, one-of-a-kind, and slightly unhinged — just how FDSS likes it.

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