Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
#26 Spiral Delusion – Purple & Silver Paint Pour Pendant | FDSS Original
#26 Spiral Delusion – Purple & Silver Paint Pour Pendant | FDSS Original
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
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This piece isn’t chaotic loud… it’s quietly unwell.
Swirls of icy silver, soft teal, and deep purple spiral together like a calm conversation that somehow turns into a full emotional breakdown at 2am.
It’s giving:
✨ “I’m fine, I just need a minute” (they do not need a minute)
✨ Soft aesthetic, hard feelings
✨ Looks peaceful… absolutely not peaceful
That center swirl? Yeah… that’s where the thoughts live.
And they don’t pay rent.
The smooth, glassy finish keeps everything looking put together—while underneath it’s just layers of beautifully controlled confusion. The ornate frame tries to hold it all together like a friend who’s tired but still shows up.
Respect.
And of course—because we don’t do duplicates in this beautiful disaster—this is one-of-a-kind. No copies. No clones. No emotional stability included.
Details:
- Handmade paint pour resin center
- Purple, silver, and soft teal swirl design
- Round pendant with ornate vintage-style frame
- Includes chain
- Lightweight, but mentally exhausting
- One-of-a-kind FDSS original
Perfect for when you want to look calm… while your inner monologue is absolutely spiraling.
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