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Sky Blue Cord Sun Charm Necklace | 23” Handmade Beaded Necklace | Black Glass Beads | Toggle Clasp Statement Piece

Sky Blue Cord Sun Charm Necklace | 23” Handmade Beaded Necklace | Black Glass Beads | Toggle Clasp Statement Piece

Regular price $17.95 USD
Regular price Sale price $17.95 USD
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💙 DESCRIPTION

 

 

Peaceful… but not harmless. ☀️

 

This turquoise cord necklace brings soft, calming energy—until you notice the dark, glossy beads quietly judging everything around them.

 

Finished with a bold sun charm, this piece sits at 23 inches, making it the perfect everyday statement with just enough attitude. The mix of black glass beads and silver accents gives it that “I’m grounded… but I could spiral if needed” vibe.

 

Secured with a toggle clasp for easy wear—because even chaos appreciates convenience.

 

It’s giving balance.

It’s giving boundaries.

It’s giving “don’t ruin my peace.” 😌

 

 

 

 

☀️ PERSONALITY

 

 

🌊 calm on the surface

🌑 emotionally unavailable after 9pm

☀️ radiates light… but selectively

 

 

 

 

📿 DETAILS

 

 

  • Handmade & one-of-a-kind
  • Approx. 23” turquoise cord
  • Black glass beads with silver accents
  • Sun charm pendant
  • Toggle clasp closure
  • Lightweight, easy everyday wear

 

 

 

 

 

🎯 PERFECT FOR

 

 

  • Chill aesthetic lovers with an edge
  • Sun/moon energy people ☀️🌑
  • Anyone protecting their peace at all costs

 

Looks like peace…

acts like a warning. ☀️⚠️

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