Shit show coordinator

Shit Show Coordinator — Lady Dumps-A-Lot Long Sleeve T-Shirt

Somebody has to keep this shit show moving, and apparently it’s you. 😂

The Shit Show Coordinator Long Sleeve T-Shirt features FDSS’s own Lady Dumps-A-Lot proudly doing what she does best: coordinating chaos like a damn professional.

With her ripped jeans, attitude, signature colorful hair, and “I Coordinate Chaos Like a Pro” tee, Lady Dumps-A-Lot is surrounded by bold splashes of pink, blue, orange, purple, and all the beautifully dysfunctional energy you’d expect from the Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show.

This one is made for the woman who keeps track of everybody, fixes the problems, remembers the details, handles the disasters, and somehow still gets blamed when the whole damn circus goes sideways.

Perfect for:

• Moms running the family circus
• Small-business owners juggling seventeen things at once
• Coworkers who somehow became the unofficial person in charge
• Chaos coordinators, professional problem solvers & beautifully dysfunctional badasses
• Anyone who has ever thought, “Apparently I’m in charge of this shit show.”

Wear it with jeans, leggings, or your favorite comfy pants while you coordinate whatever fresh bullshit the day has decided to throw at you.

Because being organized is optional. Coordinating the chaos is apparently your fucking job.

💩 Featuring Lady Dumps-A-Lot 🩷 Original Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show (FDSS) design 👕 Long sleeve style 🎁 Makes a hilarious gift for moms, friends, coworkers, bosses, business owners, and your favorite chaos coordinator

Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show — where we don’t have our shit together, but damn if we don’t coordinate it beautifully.

Bella + Canvas 3501 Unisex Jersey Long-Sleeve T-Shirt

• 4.2 oz.

• 100% combed and ringspun cotton

• Solid Colors: 4.2oz, 100% Airlume combed and ring spun cotton, 32 singles

• Heather CVC Colors: 52% / 48% Airlume combed and ring spun cotton/poly

• Triblend Colors: 3.8oz, 50% poly / 25% Airlume combed and ring spun cotton / 25% rayon, 40 singles

• Tailored, fitted shape and fit

• Ribbed cuffs

• Sideseams

• Coverstitched collar

• Tear away label

Imperial X210P The Original Performance Cap

• 100% recycled polyester, performance fabric

• Unstructured, six-panel, low-profile

• Pre-curved visor, grey undervisor

• Moisture-management and antimicrobial sweatband

• UPF 50+

• Imperial woven label by micro hook-and-loop closure

Port & Company PC43 Port & Co ™ Easy Cotton Tee PC43

• 4.3 oz lightweight fabric for breathable comfort

• 100% cotton, 30 singles

• Classic fit for easy, everyday wear

• Soft cotton construction (blend varies by color)

• 90% cotton, 10% polyester (Athletic Heather)

• 98% cotton, 2% polyester (Ash)

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester (Heathers, S. Green, S. Orange)

• Rib knit collar for added structure

• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability

• Tear-away label for easy customization

• Perfect for promotions, uniforms, and branded apparel